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So here is a copy of the email I was sent today from a yahoo mail box:

i see your rp app bitch and im telling you if you release that shit i will copy it and sell it half price…………hahahaha………..then how you gonna pay for all your shit?my copybot will rip everything and leave you ass hurt so bad even your bitch wont help.i *expletive deleted* you once and i can anytime.an dont even think about griefing me, because i will ban your ass.thats right i am the linden you hate bitch……….hahahaha

Ok, lets break this down a little:

1. I have written a Role Playing System for Second Life which is still in beta, no secret here – but I have never called it an app?
2. I am going to release it after it has been fully tested, and threats from people like this will not stop it.
3. I am sure this  person has the means to copybot anything.  I am also sure they will have an IP ban shortly after.
4. And I am sure this person will try to sell it.  But it will also fail and delete itself upon registration.
5. All my ’shit’ as it is described is already paid for, like I said the RP system is in beta – XD.
6. Copybot does not (to my knowledge) cause physical harm.
7. This person  seems obsessed with  my backside (maybe I should send a picture).
8. I had to remove one word here, seems this person thinks they have slept with me (couldn’t have been good as I have no memory of it – had I been on the Jamaican Rum again)?
9. I wish I had time to grief, I am so busy lately.  Plus I have no proof of who this is, so  griefing is out of the question.
10. If this person has land then sure they can ban me from  a parcel I would probably never visit – XD.
11. I know many Lindens and despite not totally agreeing on everything, I wouldn’t say I hate any of them.  And I seriously doubt this person is a Linden or even an office cleaner at Linden Labs.
12. Finally, if anyone wishes to threaten me, al least use capital letters.  My children can write better than this.

I have replied to this, only to give the SLURL of the People Against Oppression main office.  Perhaps a little time there would help – XD.

So, I thank you for giving me such a laugh, but in future this persons email will go straight to junk and I fear I may miss the next episode!  I have been trying to think of a title.  Maybe you can help.  If this was a soap on tv what would the title be called?  I will pay 1000L$ to the funniest title!

I will setup a vote system once I have a few good ones!