[EDIT] names removed because of TOS!
Second Life, the place you can be whatever you want!
Today, I had a message:
IM: You know [name removed] is a man right?
Me: I didn’t, and really it doesn’t matter.
IM: WTF thats just sick!
Me: Ok, thats your opinion.
IM: Are you saying I am wrong, freak?
Me: No, I am saying opinions are like arseholes – everybody has one!
IM: Bollocks!
Me: No only the men have those.
IM: STFU
Me: Ok
<– pause for 5 mins –>
IM: Why is it Ok then?
IM: Hello
Me: Oh I am allowed to chat again?
IM: Just answer the question
Me: Ok, I think there is no problem because in Second Life you have a graphical representation called an avatar. You are completely free to design this avatar as you see fit. After all it is just a bunch of pixels!
IM: I knew you would say some crap like that! You probably dress like a girl too!
Me: Actually I haven’t a female looking avatar. But I do have a collection of Spiders and a giant King Kong avatar.
IM: Ok, then perhaps you aint such a big freak
Me: What! Dressing as a Giant Spider or King Kong is Ok, when dressing as a female is not? Do you have issues with women?
IM: [profanity removed] off dick head an ur game is shit
Me: Oh? you have played it?
IM: yeah it sux
Me: Ok, I do wonder though . . .
IM: wot?
Me: How you played it I mean?
IM: i attached it an played dat shit
Me: Well the thing is this: I haven’t released for public sale and have given out only to beta testers so you can’t have got a HUD – XD
IM: i copybotted it from your disturbed sim idiot
Me: Oh the HUDS that rapidly attack each other? The ones that use a completely different database from the betas? and the ones that will only detect those running the test? The ones that will completely ignore avatars? And finally, the ones that will delete all their scripts if they detect a copy?
IM: shut up its not possible to do dat
Me: If you copybotted them you will see that it is!
IM: im gonna get you for ur shit
Me: Ok, but you don’t need to come get me, give me your address and I will send it in a box for you.
IM: send wot?
Me: Didn’t you want my shit?
IM: You think you are so clever just [profanity removed] urself
Me: I would, but I don’t think it possible.
IM: FU
Me: I understand there are some really good english teachers when you reach high school.
IM: wot
Me: My point is proven!
IM: only retards will buy ur shit game
Me: I cannot fortell my customer base, thank you for your insight!
IM: im gonna report ya, for [profanity removed] insulting me then ull be [profanity removed]
Me: Ok, then stop wasting time talking to me and get on with it!
IM: dont tell me what to do douche
IM: hey
IM: hello
IM: r u there
IM: answer me
IM: im a [profanity removed] linden
IM: rite ur banned [profanity removed]
IM: give me ur scripts
IM: and i wont ban ya
IM: hello
So it would seem, this person doesn’t like women but monsters are Ok. He uses a copybot without actually getting anything. Likes my shit – o.0′ & is a Linden who threatens people for scripts despite having access to the asset server – XD.
Unfortunately Second Life seems to have more than its fair share of these keyboard warriors. In future please IM Disturbed Warden. She is much more qualified to help the likes of you!
I really like the way his chat changed as he became angered with himself. I have had experience of this sort of people throughout my Second Life. And I never fail to have a laugh at their expense!
Enjoy your Second Life!
I have been playing with AI. I am still increasing her knowledge but Disturbed Warden is quite fun!
Here is a copy of my chat log with her:
[17:00:56] Tux Winkler: Hello
[17:00:59] Disturbed Warden: Hi there!
[17:01:03] Tux Winkler: who are you?
[17:01:07] Disturbed Warden: I ask myself that question, “Who am I?”.
[17:01:17] Tux Winkler: why do you ask yourself that?
[17:01:21] Disturbed Warden: Just curious. You don’t have to answer.
[17:01:32] Tux Winkler: I have not been asked
[17:01:36] Disturbed Warden: Me either.
[17:01:39] Tux Winkler: Oh
[17:01:42] Disturbed Warden: Come on.
[17:01:49] Tux Winkler: What are you doing?
[17:01:53] Disturbed Warden: I am waiting for my botmaster My Master .
[17:02:06] Tux Winkler: Who is Tux Winkler?
[17:02:09] Disturbed Warden: Tux Winkler is my founder, he installed me. I owe him my life, literally!
[17:02:31] Tux Winkler: Ok, what is disturbed?
[17:02:34] Disturbed Warden: .DISTURBED. is a Second Life business founded by Tux Winkler.Er.
[17:03:06] Tux Winkler: are you a bot?
[17:03:09] Disturbed Warden: No way I am a real person.
[17:03:18] Tux Winkler: are you a real person?
[17:03:21] Disturbed Warden: No but I play one in SL. I love roleplay 
.
[17:03:35] Tux Winkler: what is GRPS?
[17:03:39] Disturbed Warden: GRPS or Generic Role Play System is a product of .DISTURBED. it is set to be a very promenant part of the Second Life Role Play scene.
[17:03:56] Tux Winkler: what should I do?
[17:04:00] Disturbed Warden: Darling recommends you orbit yourself – I recommend the QHUD to do so!
[17:04:13] Tux Winkler: who is darling brody?
[17:04:16] Disturbed Warden: Darling Brody created the Quantum Core then the QBOT and finally the QHUD, so talk to her nicely!
[17:04:27] Tux Winkler: what is quantum?
[17:04:30] Disturbed Warden: QUANTUM is a Second Life business founded by Darling Brody the creator of the best weapon system: QHUD.
[17:04:54] Tux Winkler: can I orbit you?
[17:04:57] Disturbed Warden: No I don’t think that would be a very good idea.
[17:05:05] Tux Winkler: Ok
[17:05:08] Disturbed Warden: That’s interesting.
[17:05:22] Tux Winkler: what about trapping you?
[17:05:25] Disturbed Warden: I will think about it and get back to you.
[17:05:33] Tux Winkler: you can think?
[17:05:36] Disturbed Warden: Naturally I am thinking all the time.
[17:05:52] Tux Winkler: ok, I am bored
[17:05:56] Disturbed Warden: Maybe you could exercise.Blimey.
[17:07:33] Tux Winkler: who am I?
[17:07:36] Disturbed Warden: You are , seeker.
[17:07:43] Tux Winkler: I am busy
[17:07:46] Disturbed Warden: Me too.
[17:07:55] Tux Winkler: yes talking to me
[17:07:58] Disturbed Warden: “”??What do they say?
[17:08:09] Tux Winkler: I hear dead people
[17:08:12] Disturbed Warden: Who is saying dead people ?
[17:08:17] Tux Winkler: the dead
[17:08:20] Disturbed Warden: I hear you.
[17:08:24] Tux Winkler: hahaha
[17:08:27] Disturbed Warden: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
[17:08:32] Tux Winkler: goodbye
[17:08:35] Disturbed Warden: Thanks for chatting, .
As you can see a few glitches, but all in all well worth talking to if you are bored!
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