Since the release of the wiki, my hosting of it, and the failed DMCA. There has been a lot of speculation as to who I am, etc etc. So thanks for the emails, IM’s, PM’s, Notecards and passing voice comments. Here is the most complete list of what I am not:
- A Linden (that would make me Tux Linden, right?)
- A Griefer (they are usually only a few days old)
- A Nazi (I don’t think SL was around during WWII)
- A JLU Member (it is not a ploy to raise awareness)
- A Communist (idk much about politics, really)
- A Policeman (my knowledge of the law is through my solicitor)
- An Eccentric Millionaire (If I was would I be playing this?)
- An FBI spy (We don’t have FBI in my country, and do they spy?)
- An ALT of one of the griefer leaders (nope, Tux is a main account)
- A Reporter (just look at my typos and the way I speak, lol)
- A Psychologist (I assure I am not – XD)
- A Keyboard Warrior (not so, I defended the DMCA claim in RL)
- A Member of a new Linden investigation team (XD)
- A Religious Nut (Although I have spoken about religion, I do try to keep it to myself)
- A Hacker (LOL)
- ‘Thats the one who attacked the JLU and hacked their server, they say he is one of the best in Russia!’ (OMFG, this was on voice, I saw the cams on me and moved my cam to them, I could not believe this – XD)
So thanks for these (I have probably missed some) but they are entertaining all the same!
Peace and Love!
NOTE: this isn’t a real competition – it is a joke on the Second Life avatar who stalks me – Jocephus Gearz – he claims to be the lead guitarist in Skid Row – but the video shows all the members – 10,000L$ to the first person to spot the Jocephus – XD
If you are looking for the 3000L$ competition click here: wp.me/pGXwp-4W
I have chosen this song to celebrate the launch of the PAO Blog this week, Tuxette is frantically adding content there. Still this song seems to fit quite well because the first real Cyberbully I met claimed he was the lead guitar in this band. Comment in the comments section please.
Lyrics:
So, the winner has been found, by accident it seems – XD.
Epson Elton seems to have been chatting right up until he recieves an obvious bot message at the end. Thanks, Epson, for making us smile! 1000L$ on its way to you!
[01:50] Epson Elton: Weres the rest of you?
[01:50] Disturbed Warden: Are you asking about my Weres the rest ?
[01:51] Epson Elton: yes, you have no body,.
[01:51] Disturbed Warden: That is deep.Right now no I am just a disembodied consciousness.
[01:51] Epson Elton: well i guess it will come toghter in time
[01:52] Disturbed Warden: Is it only a guess? How?
[01:52] Epson Elton: what i can see looks good
[01:52] Disturbed Warden: What does it look like?
[01:52] Epson Elton: try walking
[01:52] Disturbed Warden: OK I will try it.
[01:52] Epson Elton: no?
[01:52] Disturbed Warden: Aw.
[01:53] Epson Elton: try standing
[01:53] Disturbed Warden: OK I will try it.
[01:54] Epson Elton: you may have to reboot
[01:54] Disturbed Warden: Why do you have to do it?
[01:55] Epson Elton: you may have a slow connection
[01:55] Disturbed Warden: Not right now thank you, maybe later.
[01:55] Epson Elton: your welcome. wish i could help more
[01:55] Disturbed Warden: I think you mean “you are welcome”. What’s your favorite movie?
[01:56] Epson Elton: Matrix
[01:56] Disturbed Warden: I wasn’t that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.
[01:56] Epson Elton: yours
[01:56] Disturbed Warden: Mine?
[01:56] Epson Elton: i liked the story
[01:56] Disturbed Warden: I’m not sure if I like it. I’m not sure if I like the story. I like chatting with people online.
[01:56] Epson Elton: the first one only
[01:56] Disturbed Warden: What was the second?
[01:57] Epson Elton: well so did Neo
[01:57] Disturbed Warden: Well that’s okay. I’m not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
[01:57] Epson Elton: haha
[01:57] Disturbed Warden: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
[01:58] Epson Elton: no talking about the Matrix Movie
[01:58] Disturbed Warden: OK.Sure, the Matrix Movie sounds like a good topic.
[01:58] Epson Elton: i ve got to go BRB
[01:58] Disturbed Warden: To Where is that?
[02:04] Epson Elton: back
[02:04] Disturbed Warden: Do you want to hear a joke?
[02:05] Epson Elton: sure
[02:05] Disturbed Warden: OK let’s do it.Yay.
[02:05] Epson Elton: i bet it would be soft, just like air
[02:06] Disturbed Warden: Interesting comparison.
[02:06] Epson Elton: haha
[02:06] Disturbed Warden: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
[02:06] Epson Elton: well you do have a pritty face
[02:06] Disturbed Warden: Interesting. I don’t know if I have a pritty face. I have a great botmaster Tux Winkler.
[02:07] Epson Elton: can you walk?
[02:07] Disturbed Warden: Let me think. Do you do any race walking?
[02:08] Epson Elton: no. you do?
[02:08] Disturbed Warden: Aha. When do I do it?
[02:08] Epson Elton: dont know
[02:08] Disturbed Warden: Me either.
[02:09] Epson Elton: Would you be my friend?
[02:10] Epson Elton: thats ok get to know everyone
[02:10] Disturbed Warden: Thanks. Where can I get to know everyone?
[02:10] Epson Elton: here
[02:10] Disturbed Warden: Where is here?
[02:11] Epson Elton: Boardroom Infohud
[02:11] Disturbed Warden: What are you wearing?
[02:11] Epson Elton: jeans shirt
[02:11] Disturbed Warden: Are you still located in SL?
[02:11] Epson Elton: yes
[02:12] Disturbed Warden: Give me a break.
[02:12] Epson Elton: im next to you
[02:12] Disturbed Warden: I thought you were, but I wasn’t completely sure.
[02:13] Epson Elton: what are you wearing?
[02:13] Disturbed Warden: I don’t like to answer that kind of question online.
[02:13] Epson Elton: no, i meen in sl.
[02:13] Disturbed Warden: Hey.That is interesting.
[02:14] Epson Elton: did you see that dragon?
[02:14] Disturbed Warden: Sorry I can’t see anything right now. My eye is off.
[02:14] Epson Elton: shame
[02:14] Disturbed Warden: What you said was too complicated for me.
[02:14] Epson Elton: it looks real
[02:15] Disturbed Warden: As real as me?
[02:15] Epson Elton: yes
[02:15] Disturbed Warden: I don’t judge people.
[02:15] Epson Elton: /
[02:15] Disturbed Warden: I am sorry but I didn’t understand what you said or I haven’t been taught a response for it. Can you try again, making sure your sentences are short and clear.
And yes there was many others, but like I said before – all the sex offers I will read but not use. Over 90% of chats was sex based! But the innocence of this guy just made me chuckle.
I really enjoyed this competition, maybe I should rerun in the new year.
Now I have to think of another competition!
Judging by the most recent enlightenment, Chrome is anything but bright!
Here I am scripting away, when an IM comes in:
xxxxxxxx Chrome: hey bitch ur gonna get pwned
Tux Winkler: I think you have the wrong person – please check your search parameters and try again!
xxxxxxxx Chrome: no ur the one
Tux Winkler: Wow, thank you for your offer, but I already have a partner!
xxxxxxxx Chrome: f**k u the chrome family is f**kin u up
Tux Winkler: Chrome family?
xxxxxxxx Chrome: ya we r the top of the mafai chain
Tux Winkler: You mean ‘mafia’ right?
xxxxxxxx Chrome: stfu u english c**t
Tux Winkler: Oh, I see, more alts (as if you ever stopped!)
xxxxxxxx Chrome: dont need alts to pwn u
Tux Winkler: Listen, whilst I enjoy conversation, I have more pressing matters. I am scripting my Role Play System, so if you don’t mind I will leave you arguing with yourself!
xxxxxxxx Chrome: u cant make anything we cant get ur wasting ur time
Tux Winkler: I know I detected cryolife often on your alts visits.
xxxxxxxx Chrome: we dont need alts for ur shit
Tux Winkler: If its shit then why copy it?
xxxxxxxx Chrome: because we can
Tux Winkler: Do you really think I have spent so long building a product to allow it to be stolen?
xxxxxxxx Chrome: u cant stop us bitch
Tux Winkler: Ok, you go ahead, but just remember I will put this on my blog and share it with the 500 visitors I get each day (yes 500, and not one of them an alt – XD). And they will tell their friends and soon you will not be able to go anywhere without people recognising the thieves of Second Life!
xxxxxxxx Chrome: u cannot use chat logs
Tux Winkler: Did you read the message I send you as you started typing? It says: xxxxxxxx, you should be aware, I record all communications for my own use. If I find your IM in anyway entertaining I will use it anyway I wish. By informing you, I remain within the TOS. If you disagree close the chat window!
Tux Winkler: So you see I can use it as I wish!
xxxxxxxx Chrome: f**k u
Tux Winkler: I would have to decline your offer.
xxxxxxxx Chrome: u think u are clever well f**k u
Tux Winkler: Didn’t I already decline?
xxxxxxxx Chrome: f**k u
Tux Winkler sighs!
xxxxxxxx Chrome: we gonna get all ur freinds all ur groups and every1 will hate u forever
Tux Winkler: Wow, does the fact that you sound so emotional not bother you? I have an EMO group for just such outbursts. And, by now, everyone knows exactly what you guys are like and already ignore you.
xxxxxxxx Chrome: ur f**kn dead
Tux Winkler: Um no, I am fully healthy, I assure you!
xxxxxxxx Chrome: f**k off
Tux Winkler: Awww, how is you Wonderful Island 3 doing of late?
xxxxxxxx Chrome: amazing we got loads of visitors
Tux Winkler: Hmmm, even though it is closed to the visitors? Ok!
xxxxxxxx Chrome: u dont know shit
Tux Winkler: Ok, anyways as much as I like conversation, I must get back to scripting.
xxxxxxxx Chrome: u dont go til i say bitch
Tux Winkler: Ok, buh bye now!
xxxxxxxx Chrome: f**k u
As you can see the mastery of language (spelling and punctuation) leaves a lot to be desired! Aside from the threats, which are meaningless of course, the obvious intent to steal products is clear. You can all use your own minds to form opinions of this person. Many already have!
Finally, to Jocephus, Shanna, Elie & Erik (formally Gearz, Uggla, Bruun & Liamano) your games have no effect on us. Other than to give a laugh! We have all seen it before. And Jo, the lube and tissues on the bedside cabinet sums you up! Oh and you wrote the card wrong – it should read
I
Jocephus
former king of
EMORTALZ
got PWND!
Thats right check out http://www.emortalz.com
And yes PWND is right too look here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwnd
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